March 2012
February 2012
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“If I wanted the government in my womb I’d fuck a senator.”
– The best sign ever held by a Senator (HBIC Judy Eason McIntyre of Tulsa)
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
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me: reblogs picture of flowers
That moment when your girlfriend asks you to sing...
Watchstonercharm:
LOL
That had to hurt the good ol tailbone
Yep, sorry I missed the deadline to apply for...
It's amazing how my girlfriend makes me feel even...
I was so happy earlier.
I want to take you & hide you away from the rest...